Monday, September 28, 2015

No. 1

Date: Sept. 13 & 14, 2015

Status: Flying to Shanghai


              Totally unprepared and perfectly destined, before sunrise I step out of the minivan of my poor, worried mother. She somehow finds more advice to give me before I leave, even though the past two weeks have been nothing but planning and advice. But Lord knows I need every word of my mother’s advice—if not for the information, for the comfort of knowing she cares.
              I have to get going. I’ve never flown alone before. I think if you’re flying alone, you’ve got to be extra nice and ask a lot of questions of a lot of people using your best plaster smile. And eventually to get to all the right places in Milwaukee and you make your connecting flight in Chicago even though you waited in the wrong lines twice at the gate—and those signs were in English! And pretty soon you’re on a flight to Shanghai where you’ll be picked up by a man, who doesn’t speak any English, called Mr. Chi. And you’ll have to trust him to take you on a two to three hour drive to the “small” Chinese city of Yangzhou, home to approximately 700,000 people, most of whom know less of your language than you do of theirs (you assume).